What if… the mistakes didn’t increase at all? Background here: the reporters increase the disrespect in search of new superlatives. “Inattentive” or “not paying attention” eventually becomes “slept” and “slept”. Later it becomes “chaos in the back,” “collective deep sleep,” or “catastrophic positional mistakes.” If you then get no further, the comparison with the chicken…
Putoia – football is played here As simple as the line of text sounds: you have to be patient for a tiny moment to understand it properly. The human conception of space and time is very limited. The mere use of the terms – “human”, “space”, “time” does not allow one to step outside of…
What if… you only had possession when you played the ball? The question goes back to a certain game situation, which occurs often enough to make it an annoyance and thus to question it: regular or are there alternatives? If you ask the question as naively as it is formulated above, then you could only…
What if… strikers and defenders were presented with a peace agreement? In order to make this peace agreement understandable and to set it up afterwards, you have to discuss the previous events, development and, a little on the side, the topic of “pedagogy”. Basically, there is the assertion that rules must be set up in…
What if… one seriously dealt with the aspect of “suspense”? Dealing with who is actually watching football and how this huge business is actually kept going and what the viewer who is still responsible for it has to “cope with” or maybe what still gives him pleasure in it, eventually leads to this question: does…
What if… one would play the goal stop game with a commentator? And what would come out of it? Torstopp – yes, I remember that. Do you? You see a scene in its creation, you see the finish, you see the ball flying and the goalkeeper diving. But then: Film break. A provoked film break.…
What if… you double-attach a game delay? One of the worst bad habits that has crept in is playing time. Especially since the timing of the same is being shifted further and further forward. If a spokesman used to say that “you can’t play for time yet?”, that may still have been partly true —…
What if… one would put a German reportage through its paces? The heart, that would be roughly comparable with the content or perhaps the truth of statements made. The kidneys, as a vital organ, could reflect the entertainment value. Whereby one could then still test the liver, the stomach, the blood values, the brain on…
Putoia – here soccer is played That’s what it says on the sign at the entrance to the village, or actually on the … but you have to listen to the story to understand where it is written. This is already so curious that one must simply tell it. What had happened, how did it…
What if … a game would be commented like this? In Utopia, games are not only attended live in the stadium. No, that would not be possible. Because the tickets are in great demand, but mostly sold out. That’s why there are live broadcasts here, too, on television. The television rights were acquired by a…
